In spite of the recent girl troubles, I was granted the mysterious powers of creativity, and thus, have created a badly-organized, not well thought-out, and... well... yeah, read it anyway. Or I'll send syntacs after you. And you should fear him, and his supreme misspelling of "syntax." Girls dig guys that mod their desktops. We all know that Windows machines like their desktops to be spiffy, original, thought-provoking, complex, and overly-functional. And a happy Windows machine, is a Windo...