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Lots of Stuff in a Small Package
Published on April 14, 2004 By mittens In Misc Games
Go on over to http://www.theprodukkt.com/ and check out the 96k FPS demo they have up there (screenshots below), it's very cool to see what they've packed into such a compact little EXE (though the actual program ended up taking up around 360mb when it was running).


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Computer Terminology

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Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen.

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Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.

System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.

 

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